Eurovision 2017 starter pack
me: I’m going to sleep early tonight
me at 3 am:
eurovision on tumblr is all about bonding with your mutuals from europe and losing followers from the rest of the world
the unity i feel with my european mutuals during eurovision is so….. beautiful

its that time of year again
imagine going out with someone and then finding out they don’t like Eurovision
2007 ➜ 2017
You: Eurovision is so boring
Me, an intellectual:
when your neighbour doesn’t give you 12 points
me when it don’t come easy:
me when it don’t come cheap:
friend: dont be overdramatic
me:
Fake victory: getting first place.
True victory: becoming a meme.
Petty victory: getting more points than your neighbors.